“Rockstars need money, we can’t live on bologna”

When I grow up I think I want to be the butter cow lady. Because really how cool is that?

        

The butter is so squishy against your fingers. It doesn’t even wash off very well. The smell stays there for weeks. You are stuck in a refrigerator to sculpt it. Then every year you have to do it all over again. But you get to go around saying “I’m the butter cow lady!”

 Where can I sign up?

 

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