“I never liked you anyway”

Warning: The following blog may offend you or your mother, in which case, tell your mother I am sorry. 

Will someone please explain to me why we have toilet seat covers? Yes, I said it. Not only do I find them pointless but absolutely revolting.  They come in all sorts of designs and colors. There’s the matching seat cover and rug, the funny print ones, the floral disasters, and the ever popular singing holiday covers. But why?

Whether lifting it or putting it down, you are touching whatever that nylon lid cover has soaked up while resting in its place. Sick. The simple solution might be to limit the amount of times you put the seat up or down, but then you cannot see the design that matches the rest of your bathroom. Therefore, you are going to have to put it up and down before and after each use. Are you kidding me? I do not want to put my hands on that! Yuck!

 Gross. Nasty. Repulsive. Disgusting. Revolting. Sick.

Lyrics from Fish Eyes by Pep Squad